Time for something a little less serious.....Vote Blue and don't the Country go BALLS and Band UP
Recently I was informed by a good friend that this blog was full of dark, sad and perhaps quite aggressive writings....I would have to agree with him even though he is for his sins, a pasty Irish man with a floppy hair cut and a penchant for large women and tight wearing bicycle gear....he does however make sense every once in a harvest moon (Luck of the Irish then).
So it got me thinking having recently watch a brilliant piece of humour done by two very talented fellows on a Norwegian TV channel. That it was perhaps the funniest thing I have seen in quite sometime....since the last episode of Top Gear that is BGCF (Before Clarkson Got Fired) buy the communist, Labour Party supporting Television station that likes to soak up our TV license Fees.
In case you hadn't noticed its an Election Year...in fact its now more like an election fortnight. So this blue blooded Tory Traveller has decided to namely to mock his fellow countrymen, and why not if there is one race on this planet other than the Trigger-Happy-Shoot-First-Ask-Questions-Later Yanky Doodle Dandies from across the Pond, the Frog eaters who love nothing more than to surrender and kiss on the other side of the "English Channel" and the North Koreans because lets face it any one who thought Kill Joy Eel or his obese family killing offspring Kill Joy One are gods....kind of shot themselves in the foot long before the 39th Parallel was put in to place and a holy crap load of land mines were put down.
This brings me on to my fellow countrymen and women to be politically correct (the first and last time I will be so have no fear), we are a country of sycophants who have many good points which are to be admired and lauded over sometimes even to be held in the highest regard. Unfortunately all these positive points, tend to be put to the sword by our complete and utter feebleness and sincere lack of a backbone.
As I mentioned anyone and I mean anyone who is considering voting for Labour, the SNP or the Greens really need to go and jump off the White cliffs of dover and pray for forgiveness in the afterlife. Basically by Voting for Labour you are voting for Ed I-Stabbed-My-Own-Brother-In-Back Miliband. This is a man who not only acted like a spoiled child when he couldn't get his way (Blair chose his brother as his successor...not him), this a man who has a face for radio and a voice for 1920's cinema. Seriously anyone who teams up with Russel Brand, a self confessed sex addict (not that I blame him...in fact rather jealous of the amount of pussy he has had, on this level I hold him in a rather high esteem), drug addict and the author of "My Little Booky Wook" whose political views come straight from Karl Marx really does need their head examined. He is on a par with George Galloway with his down right perverse political views.
They both are in fact and as much of a joke, one looks like he has spent too much time plugged in to the mains....not only is he always wired but his hair is constantly on end. The other looks like he has walked straight out of a Wallace and Gromit episode, and looks to be made out of the same stuff...yes clay and plasticine with a feeble metal wire as a spine explains why he is so easily bent out of shape.
The very fact that the English population expect that after 3 terms of Labours utter neglect from a financial perspective. For the Conservative party to turn that around in a Lib-Dem coalition, the very equivalent of having ones hand tied behind your back whilst trying to do delicate brain surgery on a cancer that could have been deemed to be inoperable. Is completely and utterly stretching expectations, results take time to achieve, just like the body takes time to heal from such an operation.
Well there is of corse the other "minor parties" namely the idealists and the socialists aka the communist parties.....before thinking that that kind of society can work, look in the history books there is a good reason why the Soviet Union collapsed and adopted a capitalist mentality. Socialism doesn't and cannot work, unless of course the entire populace is brainwashed and become nothing more than worker ants blind to the outside world and are controlled by the government. If you wish to become nothing more than a mere drone, go ahead vote for Labour and the SNP and after you do go out side and shoot your self in the foot, because that is what you would have done to this once Great Country.
England and its people used to be "Great" you once owned a Third of the world, and the Union Jack and Britannia were considered to be the pinnacles of civilisation...look at you now....no longer the hardy role your sleeves up and get it done people, no more the inventors of technologies that helped to shape the world today and for years to come, your Royal and Merchant Navy's once the envy of all other sea faring nations have been reduced to a pittance sadly our once sea faring nation is no longer one.
We are now for the most part whiny beggars expecting the Government to provide benefits and welfare because its easier than going out and working. Those with any sense whatsoever now live abroad, its also these people that are denied the right to vote once they have been out of the country for more than 7 years.
This is ridiculous these people are British citizens born and for the most part raised in our once fair country, are being denied the right to vote all because they haven't been in the country. For the most part its because they had the sense to leave the country in order to pursue their careers. In the most part for trying to make a better life for themselves and earn more money, a certain party (Labour) decided that they didn't deserve the right to vote. Lets face it if all the Expats could vote Labour would never get in to power and be able to run up the country's deficit ever again. Plus all of these Labour MP's give the Tories stick for going to the most expensive schools as children......they went to the same ones for the most part, they just weren't very popular in fact most of them didn't loose their virginities till around their 30's, either that or they paid for a professional....Ball and Miliband going Wham BAM in Amsterdam...visit any coffee shops when you were over there boys...of course you did.
In fact it would get better than that, if the Tories were to stay in power for as long as the last Labour Government....the British Isles might actually start to get somewhere. Why has none of the parties said they will bring back National Service yet and to abolish inheritance tax is beyond me especially with an ageing population that would be the equivalent of counting your votes before Thursdays Election.
Basically what this author is trying to say in all seriousness.....on May the 7th....vote for the party that has the vision and will get this country back on track. Its not the odd pairing of the cheque bouncing Mili-Balls, nor is it the SNP or the Lib-Dems and the biggest joke in politics Nick Clegg. The only 2 choices are Cameron and Osbourne so vote Blue and lets give them 5 more years. For those of you in South Thanet you actually have the power to make sure that for the next 5 years at least, the money you pay for your TV license will actually be worth it. Namely vote in Al Murray to Parliament it would be the one action that the rest of the country would thank you for, so I am hereby endorsing the FUKP.
So it got me thinking having recently watch a brilliant piece of humour done by two very talented fellows on a Norwegian TV channel. That it was perhaps the funniest thing I have seen in quite sometime....since the last episode of Top Gear that is BGCF (Before Clarkson Got Fired) buy the communist, Labour Party supporting Television station that likes to soak up our TV license Fees.
In case you hadn't noticed its an Election Year...in fact its now more like an election fortnight. So this blue blooded Tory Traveller has decided to namely to mock his fellow countrymen, and why not if there is one race on this planet other than the Trigger-Happy-Shoot-First-Ask-Questions-Later Yanky Doodle Dandies from across the Pond, the Frog eaters who love nothing more than to surrender and kiss on the other side of the "English Channel" and the North Koreans because lets face it any one who thought Kill Joy Eel or his obese family killing offspring Kill Joy One are gods....kind of shot themselves in the foot long before the 39th Parallel was put in to place and a holy crap load of land mines were put down.
This brings me on to my fellow countrymen and women to be politically correct (the first and last time I will be so have no fear), we are a country of sycophants who have many good points which are to be admired and lauded over sometimes even to be held in the highest regard. Unfortunately all these positive points, tend to be put to the sword by our complete and utter feebleness and sincere lack of a backbone.
As I mentioned anyone and I mean anyone who is considering voting for Labour, the SNP or the Greens really need to go and jump off the White cliffs of dover and pray for forgiveness in the afterlife. Basically by Voting for Labour you are voting for Ed I-Stabbed-My-Own-Brother-In-Back Miliband. This is a man who not only acted like a spoiled child when he couldn't get his way (Blair chose his brother as his successor...not him), this a man who has a face for radio and a voice for 1920's cinema. Seriously anyone who teams up with Russel Brand, a self confessed sex addict (not that I blame him...in fact rather jealous of the amount of pussy he has had, on this level I hold him in a rather high esteem), drug addict and the author of "My Little Booky Wook" whose political views come straight from Karl Marx really does need their head examined. He is on a par with George Galloway with his down right perverse political views.
They both are in fact and as much of a joke, one looks like he has spent too much time plugged in to the mains....not only is he always wired but his hair is constantly on end. The other looks like he has walked straight out of a Wallace and Gromit episode, and looks to be made out of the same stuff...yes clay and plasticine with a feeble metal wire as a spine explains why he is so easily bent out of shape.
The very fact that the English population expect that after 3 terms of Labours utter neglect from a financial perspective. For the Conservative party to turn that around in a Lib-Dem coalition, the very equivalent of having ones hand tied behind your back whilst trying to do delicate brain surgery on a cancer that could have been deemed to be inoperable. Is completely and utterly stretching expectations, results take time to achieve, just like the body takes time to heal from such an operation.
Well there is of corse the other "minor parties" namely the idealists and the socialists aka the communist parties.....before thinking that that kind of society can work, look in the history books there is a good reason why the Soviet Union collapsed and adopted a capitalist mentality. Socialism doesn't and cannot work, unless of course the entire populace is brainwashed and become nothing more than worker ants blind to the outside world and are controlled by the government. If you wish to become nothing more than a mere drone, go ahead vote for Labour and the SNP and after you do go out side and shoot your self in the foot, because that is what you would have done to this once Great Country.
England and its people used to be "Great" you once owned a Third of the world, and the Union Jack and Britannia were considered to be the pinnacles of civilisation...look at you now....no longer the hardy role your sleeves up and get it done people, no more the inventors of technologies that helped to shape the world today and for years to come, your Royal and Merchant Navy's once the envy of all other sea faring nations have been reduced to a pittance sadly our once sea faring nation is no longer one.
We are now for the most part whiny beggars expecting the Government to provide benefits and welfare because its easier than going out and working. Those with any sense whatsoever now live abroad, its also these people that are denied the right to vote once they have been out of the country for more than 7 years.
This is ridiculous these people are British citizens born and for the most part raised in our once fair country, are being denied the right to vote all because they haven't been in the country. For the most part its because they had the sense to leave the country in order to pursue their careers. In the most part for trying to make a better life for themselves and earn more money, a certain party (Labour) decided that they didn't deserve the right to vote. Lets face it if all the Expats could vote Labour would never get in to power and be able to run up the country's deficit ever again. Plus all of these Labour MP's give the Tories stick for going to the most expensive schools as children......they went to the same ones for the most part, they just weren't very popular in fact most of them didn't loose their virginities till around their 30's, either that or they paid for a professional....Ball and Miliband going Wham BAM in Amsterdam...visit any coffee shops when you were over there boys...of course you did.
In fact it would get better than that, if the Tories were to stay in power for as long as the last Labour Government....the British Isles might actually start to get somewhere. Why has none of the parties said they will bring back National Service yet and to abolish inheritance tax is beyond me especially with an ageing population that would be the equivalent of counting your votes before Thursdays Election.
Basically what this author is trying to say in all seriousness.....on May the 7th....vote for the party that has the vision and will get this country back on track. Its not the odd pairing of the cheque bouncing Mili-Balls, nor is it the SNP or the Lib-Dems and the biggest joke in politics Nick Clegg. The only 2 choices are Cameron and Osbourne so vote Blue and lets give them 5 more years. For those of you in South Thanet you actually have the power to make sure that for the next 5 years at least, the money you pay for your TV license will actually be worth it. Namely vote in Al Murray to Parliament it would be the one action that the rest of the country would thank you for, so I am hereby endorsing the FUKP.
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